I have invented a new weapon for use in cubicle warfare.
- Take one Post-It note.
- Write “Boom!” on said Post-It note, preferably in a brightly colored highlighter or red pen.
- Crumple the Post-It into a ball.
- Toss over the cubicle wall.
You, my friend, have just launched a Post-It Bomb. I was forced to develop this device after the guy on the other side of my wall upgraded from small pieces of paper to Silly String. Though I fear the destructive potential of my new device, especially as I upgrade from the mini version to the standard size, it was necessary given the absolute disgusting feeling of having fresh Silly String land on my forearm first thing in the morning, just barely missing my fresh hot cup of coffee.
Although, if my nemesis continues to intentionally send ear worms through my wall, I may have to upgrade further to to the Post-It Easel Pads to end things once and for all.
I pray it does not get to that point.
xo
en
